no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
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