If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
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