3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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