You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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