You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
Randomize
