hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
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