Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
Randomize
