Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
why didn't you poke me back
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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