Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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