She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
im drinking this country out of the recession.
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
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