The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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