yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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