what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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