i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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