sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
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