Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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