the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
