You work out of a Hotel?
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Randomize
