Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
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