Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
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