Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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