Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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