My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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