What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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