Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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