Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
You don't make any sense
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