You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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