BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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