Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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