Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
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