i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
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