I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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