16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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