Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
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