You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
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