Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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