P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
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