Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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