i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
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