I swear god or herbie drove my car home
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
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