apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
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