Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
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