i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
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