question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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