im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I thought spray tan was a myth
?
You know, something that only happens in Jersey
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
Randomize
