I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
You pole danced in your parka.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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