Dual....:-)
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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