Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
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