i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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