YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
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